{"id":78,"date":"2023-08-01T22:30:08","date_gmt":"2023-08-01T22:30:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jzser.site\/index.php\/2023\/08\/01\/32-nurse-jokes-guaranteed-to-make-you-laugh\/"},"modified":"2023-08-01T22:30:08","modified_gmt":"2023-08-01T22:30:08","slug":"32-nurse-jokes-guaranteed-to-make-you-laugh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jzser.site\/index.php\/2023\/08\/01\/32-nurse-jokes-guaranteed-to-make-you-laugh\/","title":{"rendered":"32 Nurse Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Laugh"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p> Who doesn\u2019t love nurses? They put us at ease when we\u2019re anxious or nervous, explain complicated health information in terms we can understand, guide us through difficult situations and so much more. Another great thing about nurses? They tend to have an amazing sense of humor \u2014\u00a0and they\u2019re not squeamish! That means when it comes to nurse jokes, you never know what you\u2019re going to get! <\/p>\n<h2>What are nurse jokes? <\/h2>\n<p>Nurses can come across as no-nonsense, but most of them appreciate a funny moment or two \u2014\u00a0and having a <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.sciencedirect.com\/science\/article\/abs\/pii\/S0020748997000266\">good sense of humor can make them better at their job<\/a>, according to a study in the <em>International Journal of Nursing Studies. <\/em>In the study, when nurses used humor on the job, it helped them deal with difficult situations and patients, brought them closer to their patients and made patients feel more calm. <\/p>\n<p>And laughter has benefits for all of us. So we rounded up our favorite nurse jokes, with a bit of doctor\u2019s office humor thrown in. Prepare to laugh so hard your stitches come out!<\/p>\n<h2>Internally funny <\/h2>\n<p>Q: What\u2019s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?<br \/><strong>A: The taste.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Why didn\u2019t one nurse find the other nurse\u2019s joke funny?<br \/><strong>A: She had an irony deficiency.<\/strong><\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image portrait-orientation\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"542\" height=\"544\" src=\"https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-27-at-10.34.30-AM.png\" alt=\"Nurse Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-298886 portrait-orientation jetpack-lazy-image\" data-lazy-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-27-at-10.34.30-AM.png 542w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-27-at-10.34.30-AM.png?resize=164,165 164w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-27-at-10.34.30-AM.png?resize=300,300 300w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-27-at-10.34.30-AM.png?resize=50,50 50w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-27-at-10.34.30-AM.png?resize=200,200 200w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-27-at-10.34.30-AM.png?resize=171,172 171w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-27-at-10.34.30-AM.png?resize=232,233 232w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-27-at-10.34.30-AM.png?resize=353,354 353w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-27-at-10.34.30-AM.png?resize=473,475 473w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-27-at-10.34.30-AM.png?resize=534,536 534w\" data-lazy-sizes=\"(max-width: 542px) 100vw, 542px\" data-lazy-src=\"https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-27-at-10.34.30-AM.png?is-pending-load=1\" srcset=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP\/\/\/yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7\"\/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" data-lazy-fallback=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"542\" height=\"544\" src=\"https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-27-at-10.34.30-AM.png\" alt=\"Nurse Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-298886 portrait-orientation\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-27-at-10.34.30-AM.png 542w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-27-at-10.34.30-AM.png?resize=164,165 164w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-27-at-10.34.30-AM.png?resize=300,300 300w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-27-at-10.34.30-AM.png?resize=50,50 50w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-27-at-10.34.30-AM.png?resize=200,200 200w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-27-at-10.34.30-AM.png?resize=171,172 171w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-27-at-10.34.30-AM.png?resize=232,233 232w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-27-at-10.34.30-AM.png?resize=353,354 353w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-27-at-10.34.30-AM.png?resize=473,475 473w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-27-at-10.34.30-AM.png?resize=534,536 534w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 542px) 100vw, 542px\"\/><\/noscript><figcaption><span class=\"figcaption-inner portrait-orientation\"><span class=\"credit wp-credit-298886 portrait-orientation\">Norm Jung<\/span><\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>Bloody funny<\/h2>\n<p>Q. How did the nurse reply when asked, \u201cDoes an apple a day really keep the doctor away?\u201d<br \/><strong>A: \u201cYes, if you can aim it right.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Why do nurses need a red crayon?<br \/><strong>A:\u00a0 So they can draw blood!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: What did the blood donor say to the nurse?<br \/><strong>A: \u201cI feel super tired; it is such a draining process.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image portrait-orientation\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"562\" height=\"726\" src=\"https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.04.42-PM.png\" alt=\"Nurse Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-300073 portrait-orientation jetpack-lazy-image\" data-lazy-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.04.42-PM.png 562w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.04.42-PM.png?resize=128,165 128w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.04.42-PM.png?resize=232,300 232w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.04.42-PM.png?resize=39,50 39w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.04.42-PM.png?resize=155,200 155w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.04.42-PM.png?resize=133,172 133w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.04.42-PM.png?resize=180,233 180w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.04.42-PM.png?resize=274,354 274w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.04.42-PM.png?resize=368,475 368w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.04.42-PM.png?resize=415,536 415w\" data-lazy-sizes=\"(max-width: 562px) 100vw, 562px\" data-lazy-src=\"https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.04.42-PM.png?is-pending-load=1\" srcset=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP\/\/\/yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7\"\/><noscript><img data-lazy-fallback=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"562\" height=\"726\" src=\"https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.04.42-PM.png\" alt=\"Nurse Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-300073 portrait-orientation\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.04.42-PM.png 562w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.04.42-PM.png?resize=128,165 128w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.04.42-PM.png?resize=232,300 232w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.04.42-PM.png?resize=39,50 39w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.04.42-PM.png?resize=155,200 155w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.04.42-PM.png?resize=133,172 133w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.04.42-PM.png?resize=180,233 180w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.04.42-PM.png?resize=274,354 274w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.04.42-PM.png?resize=368,475 368w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.04.42-PM.png?resize=415,536 415w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 562px) 100vw, 562px\"\/><\/noscript><figcaption><span class=\"figcaption-inner portrait-orientation\"><span class=\"credit wp-credit-300073 portrait-orientation\">Ken Brummer<\/span><\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>Page the doctor! <\/h2>\n<p>Q: What did the banana say to the nurse? <strong><br \/>A: I\u2019m here to see the doctor. I am not peeling well.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: What did the nurse say when the doctor decided to stay home?<br \/><strong>A: \u201cSuture self!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Why did the robot ask the nurse to call the doctor immediately?<br \/><strong>A: Because it had a virus.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: What did Dracula say to the nurse?<br \/><strong>A: Please call the doctor. I can\u2019t stop coffin.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Did you hear about the two podiatrists who left the practice?<br \/>\u00a0<strong>A: They became arch enemies.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q. What did the balloon say to the nurse during a routine check-up?<br \/><strong>A: \u201cI feel light-headed.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image portrait-orientation\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"570\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.29.32-PM.png\" alt=\"Nurse Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-300074 portrait-orientation jetpack-lazy-image\" data-lazy-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.29.32-PM.png 570w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.29.32-PM.png?resize=163,165 163w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.29.32-PM.png?resize=297,300 297w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.29.32-PM.png?resize=50,50 50w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.29.32-PM.png?resize=198,200 198w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.29.32-PM.png?resize=170,172 170w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.29.32-PM.png?resize=231,233 231w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.29.32-PM.png?resize=350,354 350w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.29.32-PM.png?resize=470,475 470w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.29.32-PM.png?resize=530,536 530w\" data-lazy-sizes=\"(max-width: 570px) 100vw, 570px\" data-lazy-src=\"https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.29.32-PM.png?is-pending-load=1\" srcset=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP\/\/\/yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7\"\/><noscript><img data-lazy-fallback=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"570\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.29.32-PM.png\" alt=\"Nurse Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-300074 portrait-orientation\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.29.32-PM.png 570w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.29.32-PM.png?resize=163,165 163w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.29.32-PM.png?resize=297,300 297w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.29.32-PM.png?resize=50,50 50w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.29.32-PM.png?resize=198,200 198w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.29.32-PM.png?resize=170,172 170w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.29.32-PM.png?resize=231,233 231w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.29.32-PM.png?resize=350,354 350w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.29.32-PM.png?resize=470,475 470w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.29.32-PM.png?resize=530,536 530w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 570px) 100vw, 570px\"\/><\/noscript><figcaption><span class=\"figcaption-inner portrait-orientation\"><span class=\"credit wp-credit-300074 portrait-orientation\">Ken Benner<\/span><\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>Needle humor<\/h2>\n<p>Q: What did the senior nurse say to the young nurse about to give his first injection?<br \/><strong>A: \u201cJust give it your best shot.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: What do you tell a nurse when she administers an injection painlessly?<br \/><strong>A: Good jab.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: What did the nurse say to the rocket ship?<br \/><strong>A: \u201cIt\u2019s time for your booster shot.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image portrait-orientation\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"608\" height=\"682\" src=\"https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.33.13-PM.png\" alt=\"Nurse Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-300076 portrait-orientation jetpack-lazy-image\" data-lazy-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.33.13-PM.png 608w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.33.13-PM.png?resize=147,165 147w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.33.13-PM.png?resize=267,300 267w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.33.13-PM.png?resize=45,50 45w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.33.13-PM.png?resize=178,200 178w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.33.13-PM.png?resize=153,172 153w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.33.13-PM.png?resize=208,233 208w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.33.13-PM.png?resize=316,354 316w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.33.13-PM.png?resize=423,475 423w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.33.13-PM.png?resize=478,536 478w\" data-lazy-sizes=\"(max-width: 608px) 100vw, 608px\" data-lazy-src=\"https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.33.13-PM.png?is-pending-load=1\" srcset=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP\/\/\/yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7\"\/><noscript><img data-lazy-fallback=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"608\" height=\"682\" src=\"https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.33.13-PM.png\" alt=\"Nurse Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-300076 portrait-orientation\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.33.13-PM.png 608w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.33.13-PM.png?resize=147,165 147w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.33.13-PM.png?resize=267,300 267w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.33.13-PM.png?resize=45,50 45w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.33.13-PM.png?resize=178,200 178w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.33.13-PM.png?resize=153,172 153w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.33.13-PM.png?resize=208,233 208w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.33.13-PM.png?resize=316,354 316w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.33.13-PM.png?resize=423,475 423w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.33.13-PM.png?resize=478,536 478w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 608px) 100vw, 608px\"\/><\/noscript><figcaption><span class=\"figcaption-inner portrait-orientation\"><span class=\"credit wp-credit-300076 portrait-orientation\">MKM<\/span><\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>Nurses in the real world<\/h2>\n<p>Q: Why are nurses afraid of the outdoors?<br \/><strong>A: Too much poison IV.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: When is the worst time to have a heart attack around a nurse?<br \/><strong>A: During a game of charades!<\/strong><\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image portrait-orientation\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"552\" src=\"https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.43.28-PM-1.png\" alt=\"Nurse Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-300082 portrait-orientation jetpack-lazy-image\" data-lazy-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.43.28-PM-1.png 576w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.43.28-PM-1.png?resize=172,165 172w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.43.28-PM-1.png?resize=300,288 300w, 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portrait-orientation\"><span class=\"credit wp-credit-300082 portrait-orientation\">Norm Jung<\/span><\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2><strong>When nurses get emotional<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Q: Why should you never upset a pediatric nurse?<br \/><strong>A:\u00a0 Because they have very little patients.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Why was the nurse angry?<br \/><strong>A: She ran out of patients.<\/strong><\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image portrait-orientation\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"562\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.45.17-PM.png\" alt=\"Nurse Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-300083 portrait-orientation jetpack-lazy-image\" data-lazy-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.45.17-PM.png 562w, https:\/\/www.womansworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Screenshot-2023-07-31-at-12.45.17-PM.png?resize=145,165 145w, 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class=\"credit wp-credit-300083 portrait-orientation\">Ken Brummer<\/span><\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>Hospital humor<\/h2>\n<p>Q:\u00a0 What do transplant nurses hate?<br \/><strong>A:\u00a0 Rejection.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Why does the infectious disease ward at the hospital have the fastest Wi-Fi?<br \/><strong>A: Because it has all the hot spots.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0Q: What did the nurse say to the tonsil?<strong><br \/>A: You should get dressed, because the doctor is going to take you out.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: Why are night nurses such bad dancers?<br \/><strong>A: Their circadian rhythm is generally off.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: What did the patient say when the nurse informed him that he had acute appendix?<br \/><strong>A: \u201cCompared to whom?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q: What did the cookie say to the nurse? <br \/><strong>A. I feel crumby<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>For more jokes click the links below!<\/p>\n<p>The 28 Best Dad Jokes To Celebrate Father\u2019s Day With Laughter<\/p>\n<p>30 Hilarious Puns to Enjoy on International Joke Day<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.firstforwomen.com\/posts\/entertainment\/funny-signs\">21 Funny Signs Guaranteed to Make You Laugh Out Loud<\/a><\/p>\n<p>15 Silly Wild Animal Photos That Will Make You Laugh Like a Hyena<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who doesn\u2019t love nurses? 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